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later, #Maine. see you in 10 days (if I even decide to come back).. #vacation #finally #California #homestead #eastcoast  #westcoast #Calidreamin #NewHampshire #whatup #roadtrips #Manchesterbound #sunset #loveit #planes #nshit #reasonstobehappy #soexcited #satan  (at Hampton New Hampshire I-95 Toll Plaza)

later, #Maine. see you in 10 days (if I even decide to come back).. #vacation #finally #California #homestead #eastcoast #westcoast #Calidreamin #NewHampshire #whatup #roadtrips #Manchesterbound #sunset #loveit #planes #nshit #reasonstobehappy #soexcited #satan (at Hampton New Hampshire I-95 Toll Plaza)

5ft1:

giving head to a guy you actually like is such a joy, seriously

it’s like “thank you for making me laugh, i hope you like your tip at the back of my throat” 

gnate1:

I am convinced that this snake is happily humming as he scampers across this lawn.
“hm hm hm hm hmmm, what a beautiful day today! I think I’ll swallow a chimpanzee!”

gnate1:

I am convinced that this snake is happily humming as he scampers across this lawn.

“hm hm hm hm hmmm, what a beautiful day today! I think I’ll swallow a chimpanzee!”

(Source: )

popunklegend:

EVERYONE I FOLLOW ARE CUTIES AND EVERYONE WHO FOLLOWS ME ARE CUTIES WOW IF UR READING THIS UR A CUTIE WOWOWOW CUTIES

(Source: alienclubhouse)

running4thehigh:

Just in case no one told you today:

  • Good morning
  • You’re beautiful
  • I love you
  • Nice butt

(Source: sepultos)

literallyrad:

there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.

morbidlustx:

namelessworshippers:

Ghost & Snoop Dogg. 

Always reblog

susemoji:

snapchatmi:

Some of my snapchats~

have you thought of capitalising on your skills

(Source: cryptids)

nasturbate:

fadoodledoo:

nasturbate:

THE LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE GUY IS DOING GAY PORN NOW HOLY FUCK

and how would you know this ….

im a gay man that watches gay porn holy shit call the cops

surprisebitch:

the dildomaker is a pencil sharpener-esque device that shaves an object into the shape of a dingaling. 

the future is now

(Source: carlovely)

#throwbackthursday straight to my childhood. #spyro #spyrothedragon #playstation2 #greenthings #bongs #stayhigh #butts #girlswhosmoke #throwback #reasonstobehappy #favorite #maf #notgivinafuck #satan

#throwbackthursday straight to my childhood. #spyro #spyrothedragon #playstation2 #greenthings #bongs #stayhigh #butts #girlswhosmoke #throwback #reasonstobehappy #favorite #maf #notgivinafuck #satan

Hypocrisy

(Source: robemmy)

superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

(Source: willthewriter)